Chris: Romeo and Juliet were found dead on the floor. Nearby, there were shattered pieces of glass in a puddle of water. What happened / Why?
Ben: They were dancing gracefully when they slipped and fell onto the shards of glass.
Chris: Wrong.
Anna: Heart attack while having sex since they had too much too drink?
Chris: Wrong.
Me: Sleeping pills?
Chris: Wrong.
Somebody: Food poisoning?
Chris: Wrong.
Me: Any stab wounds?
Chris: No.
Anna: Any bruising?
Chris: No.
Ben: Is the answer logical?
Chris: Yes.
Somebody: Did this happen at night or daytime?
Chris: Irrelevant.
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After some time, and numerous other guesses,
Everybody: Ok, we give up.. what's the answer?
Chris: Romeo and Juliet are 2 goldfish.
*VVVL
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